Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Riding in Proverbial Cars with Boys

The fellas camped out on the boat this weekend so I treated myself to a chick movie Saturday night. Not to be confused with a chick flick - a chick movie in Clew's language is one that involves hot men in some sort of period wear (gladiators, pirates, cowboys, etc.) and some sort of fantastical storyline. Anyway, I went to see Prince of Persia and had a grand old time. The story is fun, there was little violence or swearing that wasn't pertinent to the plot and setting (there is some violence, but hey, they're Persians), the special effects were cool, everybody spoke in an ambiguous British accent (chicks dig that), and Jake Gyllenhaal is smoking hot in it.

Based on that last point alone, there's not much more this girl could ask for in a chick movie. I mean look at that. Come on.

The Hub likes to tease me. He will sometimes suggest that he wears his Captain Jack wig to bed. (Hmmm ...) I think he considers my modest (ahem) collection of chick movies akin to a porn stash. I fail to see his point.

Is it so wrong for us girls to slobber over appreciate hot men of the big screen? We get made fun of - called cougars and desperate housewives. But why should men get a corner on the market of ogling beautiful members of the opposite sex? THAT'S the burning question of the modern age, my friends.

Personally, I consider it simply appreciating the art of the human form. If you have a chest and/or face that seems carved out of marble by the angels, it's practically a crime against nature NOT to notice. Don't you think?

I'm just doing my civic duty.

Obviously these poor boys are crying out for attention.

I'm just the girl to help them out with that. I figure it's the least I can do.

6 comments:

Coffeypot said...

You are such a giver...

Jennifer Campesi said...

OMG!!! You rock!!! This was by far the most entertaining piece of reading I've ever read!!!!! Love it!! And love you!! xoxox

Ace said...

Amen!

Jake is rockin' that look!

Miss Em said...

Damn that made a Hell of a lot of sense.
Now who will I start my eye-candy porn with today.
Let me see...already got...

*Mel Gibson..Loved him in Road Warrior series
*Clint Eastwood...always fine to look at and that gravelly voice sent chills to the _____ {you fill in the blank}
*Sly Stallone...face wasn't much but the body--OOOooooo.
And the list could go on and on.

I see what you mean ...

BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER...

Egods...I'm being so slutty :D

Miss Em

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

honey you can have my share too... ha ha ha

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxox

Tracey N. said...

Love Jakes look in this movie, his is yummy! OH, and have you seen Ryan Phillipe lately?? Sorry gotta go wipe the drool off my screen. Hugs!