Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Blogarita Festiva

I don’t want to alarm my dear readers, but there’s going to be an extreme concentration of simultaneous hotness and coolness in the general area of western Michigan in about a month. Heaven knows what might happen as a result. I’m sorry to scare anyone – just doing my civic duty in warning you.

I'm being cheeky of course. But there is excitement afoot.

Yes, two of my favoritest blog buddies, Nelly and Chesney and I are descending on my very best friend Naïve-no-More’s house like a plague of cackling locusts. We are planning on doing some scrapbooking, but it’s hard to say what will ultimately transpire. Particularly since we are all so innately ornery and large amounts of margaritas, wine and home brewed beer will be involved. Naïve is already emailing hints as to what she’s cooking up for us to get into … I think I’ll suggest that we TP Martie’s house while we’re at it too. Or maybe sneak in while she's asleep and cellophane her to the bed.

Here's the thing, kids. I'm not exactly a tee-totaler, but I really don't drink much anymore. And when I do, the outward manifestation of my hangover is almost worse than the internal turmoil. So! I'm thinking maybe I should stop in the po-po station when I get into town to have pre-emptive mug shots done while I will still be looking good and unweathered ...

ARRIVING
for BLOGARITA

LEAVING BLOGARITA

Hopefully we’ll all have enough bail money saved up. In fact I’m going to start checking the sofa cushions right now.

22 comments:

Nelly said...

HA HA HA HA! WHOOO HOOO is about all I can say! I don't even know what to expect with the four of us together for the first time. It's gonna be a riot!!!! I'm so excited! WHOOO HOO WHOOO HOO! "Cackling locusts!" LOVE IT!

Itchy said...

One word: Jealous!!!

Sam said...

That's just too funny! I scolled down and almost lost it! ROTFLMAO!

Mindless Dribbler said...

Dont come runnin to me Clew...I'm your buddy and all but mixing it up with you 4 is just too dang dangerous.

Besides, I'm not sure my 5.79 cents will bail all 4 of you out.

joy said...

LOL! This post was halarious! I am fairly certain the four of you will have a blast. Just make sure you don't end up on the 11:00 news. ;)

chesneygirl said...

You haven't even met me yet and your already referring to me as a noisy bug?!?! huh.
;)

And...Um...woman, you need to start drinking now then! Build up your tolerance!

SO DAMN FREAKING FLIPPIN' EXCITED!!!!!

Spin_Doc1 said...

I hear the herbal remedies they sale at 7-11 work wonders for hang overs, note you have to take them the night of drinking, they do not work the next morning!

bigwhitehat said...

Y'all behave. And if you don't, please take pictures.

martie said...

Ummm.....I think I need to take the garage door opener away from naive so y'all don't come in while I'm sleeping and do something y'all regret when you're sober!! Hey, remember....I'm the MOM!!

naive-no-more said...

Lucky for you home brew doesn't leave a hang over like the other stuff. However, if we get into the vodka and rum and wine, Nick Nolte may show up after all. ;)

I still haven't posted on my blog about it, and after reading your post, I may not!!!!

Rebecca said...

I am so bummed I can't join you guys.... but I told Naive to make sure that you all toast and have a drink for me your first night hanging out. ;) Have a blast....! It's tough for me to go on road trips, unfortunately - but you never know what the future holds!

Nelly said...

I think you mistakenly left tequila off your list naive! You can't forget about tequila! Especially if we're making margarita's!!!!

Bainwen Gilrana said...

If you have AAA, they provide bail bond service for their members up to $1000.

And I'm not going to tell you how I know that. ;-)

Kristi said...

Oh man, I am so jealous! Too bad I'm not a little closer!

martie said...

Okay, now I'm getting scared!!!! LOL

A Real Man said...

I agree with BWH but take pictures any way!!! You will never forget you good time but pictures help bring them about after a long time. Bainwen Gilrana, that sounds like a GREAT BLOG for some other time.

IHS

Ame said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ... how FUN!!! And you know, this first Cackling Locusts Convention will be the best and most memorable, don't you? I think Martie needs to sneak in a few days earlier and plant a hidden video camera!!!

martie said...

What a a great idea, ame....now if I can only get my hands on a video camera......

Slap-Happy said...

Pan-galactic gargleblaster.

You know you want it.

McSwain said...

Jealous. So very jealous. But that doesn't mean you can call me if there aren't enough dimes in the sofa.

Sissy B. said...

Cackling Locusts Convention :)....wish I could be there :)....looking forward to the photos and the stories!!! Insanely jealous though I may be!

Michael said...

If you want to build up your tolerance in just two short weeks!

Go to the liquor store and buy a gross (that's 144) of those little airplane bottles of your favorite elixir (you'll have a few leftover don't worry).

On day one just drink one of those little bottles, one day two drink two of those bottles. Every day keep drinking one more bottle than you did the day before. By the time two weeks rolls around you'll be drinking 14 of those throughout the day and surely your tolerence for alcohol will be much higher.

I know it's a great idea isn't it?

I'm sure you'll have a fabulous time, we just got back from an Ohio Meeting of the Bloggers and all we did was laugh and drink.