Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Sometimes Tuesday Seems like Monday

So with the start of the new year, I'm switching from breakfasts of Christmas cookies and chocolates to more healthy alternatives again. This morning I grabbed a hard boiled egg and a yogurt on the way out the door, as I didn't have time to eat at home.

They're a simple thing, really, but I love hard boiled eggs. They're small, but they satisfy my tummy, and they taste good. Especially with a little salt and/or mustard on top of them. Mmmm. So anyway, I got my coffee and my egg and settled down at my desk. I'd picked out the biggest egg in the carton, because I'm greedy that way. Sometimes the real big ones are double yolkers, and I wondered if this was one. I picked it up and proceeded to give it a good vigorous round of cracking.

Well. I thought I'd grabbed it out of the carton marked "hard boiled", but apparently I was still half asleep. I busted a fricking raw egg all over my desk.

I'm such a butthole.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now I have to clean up the coffee that I spewed all over my desk while reading this ;) Funny, funny. Is it really worth choosing healthy alternatives???

Coffeypot said...

Lap it up! It's still good protein.

Rebecca said...

Yum yum yum! I LOVE hard boiled eggs w. dijon mustard. :) One of my favorite quickie dinners after a workout!

Anonymous said...

LOL Oh never did that before. But I'm not a hard boiled egg sort of person. I do love egg salad sandwiches though.

You do get an A for effort. :)

Anonymous said...

lol oh my goodness, giggles some more. Maybe you should mark them HB.

Martie said...

Sorry, I can't help laughing at the visual I got from reading this one.............WAY.TO.GO.CLEWY!

Hugs!

Spin_Doc1 said...

I saw this one coming, it is something I would do which is why the hard boiled ones go in a bowl.

Jacquie said...

haha, that is so something I would do. How long can you keep hard boiled eggs in the fridge before they go bad? My kids love them too.

Nelly said...

That is the funniest thing I've ever heard! My word verif was dumbass! JK ;)

River Rat said...

I LOVE hard boiled eggs, so good! But I have never heard of eating them with mustard, I'll have to try that. By the way, Thanks for the laugh!

Jody said...

bwahahaha!!!! Sorry, but I'm sure even you think it's funny now! The grocery store here sells pre-boiled & shelled eggs. No worries! Love ya sis!

Nerdy said...

OK, I just found your blog via Chesney's blog and I freaking am laughing my butt off. Sorry. Don't know you but you have to understand that has to be one of the funniest images.

Hope you had a better Wednesday! And thanks for letting me take a step inside!