5.) How creamed corn is made.
4.) That some spiders are the color "clear".
3.) Using rum to make coconut pudding is very, very good.
2.) That running and screaming at the same time will probably make you pee a little.
1.) Watching your best friend run for her life through a cornfield from a guy with a chainsaw, and then subsequently nosedive into the dirt, is the funniest thing you'll ever see in your life.