Monday, October 13, 2008

Top 5 Things Learned at Blogarita 4

5.) How creamed corn is made.

4.) That some spiders are the color "clear".

3.) Using rum to make coconut pudding is very, very good.

2.) That running and screaming at the same time will probably make you pee a little.

1.) Watching your best friend run for her life through a cornfield from a guy with a chainsaw, and then subsequently nosedive into the dirt, is the funniest thing you'll ever see in your life.

10 comments:

chesneygirl said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

#5 Should totally be #1! That was the funniest shit EVER!!!

One thing I learned? Next time bring a video camera and have it on record 24/7! :)

clew said...

LOL - yeah, this is kinda a countdown, from 5 to 1. Maybe I should change the bullets to numbers. Hee hee ... the video camera is a great idea!!!!

chesneygirl said...

P.S. ES-COP-PAY!!

naive-no-more said...

ESTOPAAA!!! Seriously, my stomach muscles hurt too much to laugh any more.

Oh wait, maybe they hurt from the nosedive. LOL

Great list!

martie said...

It's even funny to read about it........way to go NAIVE!!!! And I claim her as mine.......I need my head examined! Love you all!

Curly-Que said...

It was a total blast! I read this at work and couldn't even work! I can't comment at work otherwise I would have. Funny shit man! Some of the best memories of my life. Love you guys!

P.S. It was great to see you Martie!

coffeypot said...

I know you had a good time. I even posted some pictures of your trip. Enjoy!

Jenny said...

I don't even want to know about clear spiders.

But you do need to get a video camera, because that shit sounds too funny. just don't lend it to Ches if she ever comes to see me do battle with a foosball table again...

Jenny said...

I was reading something about Craig ferguson (<3 him!!) and he said that creamed corn is like hot vomit.

eeeeeeewwwwww!

Nerdy said...

I have to say, I'm a little jealous. I'm hoping to worm my way into your little circle so that I too can experience blood curdling screams and chainsaw chases. And I mean that!